hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

(Source: transmaizono)

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

17yr:

i hope i frustrate you and you think about me a lot

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog)

ermahgerdkerfer:

First day back to school, and seeing all the new freshmen like

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getsby:

cosmo sex tip: when he pulls out his penis begin singing “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”